When you slide yourself into an Autoblow Blast you will be thinking about a lot of things, but your sister (See ‘Just think about your sister’) won’t enter into it. In the words of Dirty Harry, the Autoblow Blast is the most powerful blowjob machine in the world, and it’ll blow your head clean off. So you’ve got to ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, not if you are thinking about your sister and you’ve got this machine working its magic on you.

You see in one sense Vijay is right. We masturbate to satisfy our sexual urges. We have sexual urges, therefore we masturbate. But unlike so many pump it yourself blowjob machines, we are not asking you to waste precious energy on this activity. All you have to do is sit back and let the Autoblow Blast do its work.

We strongly postulate the theory that Bertrand Russell could have been a great philosopher and a great masturbator with this machine. As he himself once said: “Anything you’re good at contributes to happiness.” He was also a noted lifelong pacifist, and what can be more peaceful than a quiet session with your Autoblow in the privacy of your boudoir. The microbeads ride up and down the full length of your shaft until such time as you just can’t hold back any longer.

Russell also said “Boredom is… a vital problem for the moralist, since half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.” With an Autoblow Blast working you to ecstasy you’ll be board all right. Stiff as a board.

The Autoblow Blast. Great head for heady thinkers.