They say laziness is a curse, and if you could be bothered to find out why you’d discover that laziness is actually one of the vices preached about in the bible. The word the bible likes to favour is ‘sloth’.

Proverbs is especially filled with wisdom concerning sloth and issues warnings to the slothful person. Proverbs tells us that a lazy person hates work: “The sluggard’s craving will be the death of him, because his hands refuse to work” (21:25); he loves sleep: “As a door turns on its hinges, so a sluggard turns on his bed” (26:14). “Diligent hands will rule, but laziness ends in slave labor.”

Needless to say, there is no room for sloth in a Christian’s life – but then again there is not a lot of room for the undeniable pleasures of a quality jerk off session either, so why not go the whole way and combine masturbation with extreme sloth.

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