Whether you have to pay for dinner and a movie, do the household chores, or outright pay a prostitute, there’s no such thing as free sex. Masturbation on the other hand is always free! Problem is, jerking it rarely lives up to the real thing. As they say, you get what you pay for. If you want good free sex, masturbation with sex toys like the Autoblow is an absolute must.

The Autoblow is a special type of sex toy because it gives you something closer to the real thing than you can get anywhere else. Whereas with other toys you still often have to use your hand to get off, the Autoblow does everything for you. It’s a silicone sleeve for your dick that actually moves itself, giving you the feeling of a great BJ anytime you’d like one. While the toy itself sadly isn’t free, it is just a onetime fee. From the moment you have one, you’re entitled to realistic free sex masturbation at the drop of a hat.